Birthday present No1
Train irritations.
Phone calls like this; “It’s only me, I’m on the train… Ok bye.” This is what text messages were invented for.
Children. Parents who are oblivious to aforementioned children’s misbehaviour. Buggies.
People that are unaware of their circumference sitting ON you.
People saving the window seat with a bag and sitting in the isle seat. Rude.
People swigging larger out of cans.
Old people that stare.
…. I miss my car.








